This is our completely biased guide to zoos we've visited
across the U.S. We are not zoo or animal experts, but we can relay our experiences
and comparisons.
As John travels across the U.S. to visit all the major
league ballparks, I have insisted we visit the zoos in those cities as well. We will then share and rate our experiences at each zoo here. It will be based on
a 5-star scale, with 1 being the worst and 5 the best.
This being said, there are a few outside factors you need to
consider while reading my reviews: weather, hunger level and our annoyance with
each other.
WEATHER: I don’t do heat very well. Any kind of heat. Hot,
sweltering Texas heat, or mild, muggy Pittsburgh heat. So if I have sweat
dripping down my back, my zoo experience will be affected. And that will
probably affect some of the scores.
HUNGER LEVEL: We once made the mistake of not eating lunch
before we went to the zoo. By the end of the trip, John was introduced to a
different side of Jessica that I don’t like people to see. I didn’t even stick
around to see the otter feeding—my favorite animal—I was so hungry! This hasn’t
been too much of a factor, as we have learned to always eat before we go and
pack a few zoo snacks. However if either of those are forgotten, the scores
will likely decrease.
ANNOYANCE LEVEL: We don’t generally get annoyed with each
other, so this really isn’t much of a factor at all. If any of the
aforementioned issues appear, then I might be more easily annoyed. John’s
pretty levelheaded though, even through my complaining! He’s come up with his
own Jessica Complaining Scale, which may or may not be included with each
review. That scale will be on a 1-10, 10 being the most complaining, but he’s
already said I will never score below a 5. During our last trip to the Pittsburgh
Zoo (when it was SUPER muggy), my level was apparently a 35. So now you get how
the scale works.
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